1% Milk....

Getting my fruit smoothie made today, and first you ask for the fruit you want. That went fine, but than you ask if you want 1%, 2% or this silk milk. So, I clearly say "Can I have 1% milk?" This is legit, she says "What's that?", literally confused. I point at the 1% milk, and with a face that looked like she just made a new discovery. She grabs the milk and brings it right up to her face and says "ohhOhhhhhh". And that's why you are making me my smoothies