Thursday, January 27, 2011

15 seconds, wow, pathetic


Laying down on my bed, reading some stuff. Than, I hear the bed in the other room sqeek. Don’t think anything of it, but than it happens again. Than again, and again, and suddenly I clue in, people are getting it on. Than, of course, you her the moans at the end of the 15 seconds and than suddenly silence. Honestly, all I was thinking was thank god I don’t have to hear the people beside me having sex, but boy is that guy probably embarrassed.

Creepy Guy Wheels in the Elevator


I know I am not the best wheeler, but I totally saw the most pathetic wheeler the other day. I could not make this up! Myself, this blonde girl on my floor(who was holding a lot of bags) and this blonde girl in tight workout clothing, we are all in the elevator. As we were about to head up from the “main floor”, this guy with a unibrown, dirt beard, dirty clothes, smells like shit comes in the elevator. “Hey there” As he smiles at the girl in the workout clothes. Totally got awkward but then we got to her floor. So, as he was about to say something to her again, she basically ran out. But as she ran out, he made it sooo obvious he was checking her out. He looks at the other girl and says “Nicccceeeeee. Oh! don’t drop those bags if you know what I mean” he said it with the cheesiest smile. Then the elevator stopped at his floor, and as he leaves, he totally did the corny catch ya later to her. I started to laugh

Up Yours Residence!!


Get a email from residence, saying go to the Financial Department and get your OSAP. So, I do what the email stated, just bring myself(key word just myself) and go to the financial department. I go to the desk lady and was told her I was picking up my OSAP. She tells me to go sit down and wait. Stating it will only be 15 mins. She totally skipped her estimating time lesson of life because I’ve never waited there less then 30 mins. Sadly, this time I had to wait 45 mins and then I finally get in. When I sit down and tell this depressed man that I am here to pick up my OSAP. I basically get told that I am an idiot for bother ing him and I should of went to the B Building to pick it up. I asked him, do I need anything to pick it up, he says no and go on my way. So, I finally go to the correct spot to pick my OSAP, and I go in there and tell them I am here for my OSAP. Then the guy asks me for my SIN Card. WHAT!! I start thinking, neither the Residence email or depressed worker stated I needed that!!. Than I get laughed(no joke) at by that worker and I leave...what a bunch of assholes.

Get Upset Easily


Went on the elevator today, and a guy comes on with his French fries and pushes the 3rd floor button(totally hate that, walk up the fricken stairs lazy ass). And than, turns around and with the biggest smile on his face “Do you know Anthony?!?!”. I look at him and told him no. I didn’t do it in the most polite way. However, he looked sooo sad and as the elevator stopped at his floor, the door opens and he sadly walks out “well...he lives on your flo---or...”. Wow, you get sad easily.

Push the Button, Makes the Elevator Go Up! WOW!


After my class, I did my usual routine went back to residence and to the elevators. And there was a girl(little on the big side) eating some weird looking food. Since she is waiting there, I wait there assuming she pushed the button because she is standing right in front of the button. However, I look at the screen above the elevator and it states that its at the ground level. Look at the doors and they are closed. Then, I look at the button and hasn’t been pressed, so I walk up and pressed it. The door opens and the girl waiting is shocked/amazed. I found it funny how dumb she is but sad because I go to the same school as her.

Am I in Heaven???

I went to the washroom for my class intermission. As I come back, I hear two students debating in my class, a guy and a girl(girl was soooo hot!). Girl in class is going on about football statistics and arguing with some guy that Tom Brady(Huge Patriots fan) is a better QB than Peyton Manning and using statistics and facts. All I was thinking "Am I in Heaven?" Oh wait, I am at Humber, nevermind.

How did these people get hired?


Had to go and talk to the online people about my course today. So, I get sent to one place and they were basically like "who ever sent you is an idiot and go here". So, I go there and those people were like "they're idiots and you have to go back there". After that, I'm like you're both morons and gave up. I really want to meet the person that hires these dummies, and smack him