Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Creepy Elevator Guy, RETURNS!!!


Get on the elevator, and go down. Floor 7, the elevator stops and a girl gets in and I push the elevator door shut. Then the elevator stops at floor 6!! You could smell that creepiness was going to devour your children in just a few seconds. Then the door opens and there he was. That disgusting unibrow, dirty beard of creepiness and my life is forever scared from what he said. “Hey, it’s you again!! Are you just the guy that controls the elevators, is that like your job!” He laughed and stared at the girl, while fear came into our eyes. I went into shock. I responded with a slight smirk and said yea, but all I was thinking was shit he remembers me, from that one time incident. Maybe he thought I was cock blocking him from the two girls and wants to go after my first daughter, just maybe. Then I shut the elevator door shut and we go down. Then the elevator stops at floor 5 me and the other girl groan. He smiles. Girl walks in. The elevator goes down, and we stop again. “Oh my word, are we going to hit every floor”-the floor seven girl moaned. He slides up to her, so that their bodies are touching. “Well, be patient!(cheesy smile kicks in) there is one elevator working. Don’t worrying it will all be over soon” His head leaned into her and started laughing. That laugh, it sounded like a clown humping an log of poop shit poop, while stabbing a rock and enjoying it. I shut the door, and then soon enough, we hit ground level, and the creepy guy moaned and his head went down like your head does when you’re sad. But most people look like that if they lose a love one, not when they are not able to creep no more!! Creep!

This story like my last one is totally 100% True and Did not make any of this up!